Rare Coins

Oh, brace yourself — you've stumbled upon the Rare Coin Section, or as true aficionados call it, The Vault of Financial Regret and Eternal Justification. This is where every coin nerd’s heart skips a beat (and their wallet quietly weeps).

Behold: the glimmering shrine to America's most gloriously overanalyzed silver disc — the Morgan Dollar. Yes, the same coin with Lady Liberty looking like she just sat through a three-hour minting committee meeting.

So pull out your checklist, your flashlight, and that PDF grading guide you’ve read more than any actual book. This is coin-collecting heaven… or at least a high-stakes museum gift shop with commitment issues.