1880-S $1 Morgan Dollar PCGS AU55

Behold! The almost-but-not-quite baller of the 1880s coin scene — the 1880-S Morgan Dollar, graded AU55 by the fine folks at PCGS, which means “Almost Uncirculated but still kissed by the filthy hands of history.”

Struck in San Francisco when mustaches were legally required and horses had right of way, this chunky silver disc features Lady Liberty looking mildly annoyed on the obverse, and an eagle on the reverse who’s clearly flexing for his Tinder profile pic.

With a grade of AU55, this baby is like the coin version of someone who shows up to a black-tie party in sneakers: close enough to be classy, but just scruffy enough to get weird looks. It has “been around,” but still shines like your uncle's bald spot in direct sunlight.

Why own it? Because it's silver. It's old. It’s got that “I used to be a big deal in the saloons of Tombstone” energy. Plus, it makes you feel 13% more patriotic just by holding it. Scientific fact.*

*Not a scientific fact.

Buy it, frame it, flip it, or wear it as a belt buckle. We don’t care. Just give this tired old coin a new home — before it starts telling long stories about the gold rush again.