1881-S $1 Morgan Dollar PCGS MS64 (Rattler)

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SARCASTIC INSTAGRAM POST — 1881-S Morgan $1 (PCGS MS64 Rattler)

Introducing this 1881-S Morgan Dollar in a PCGS Rattler, because apparently some of you still pretend the generation of the plastic doesn’t matter.

Sure, Susan. Tell me again how “a slab is just a slab.”

Meanwhile every real collector’s eye just twitched reading that.

This coin has luster so bright it could blind a small town, a cheek smoother than your pickup lines, and it’s sealed in the iconic little green coffin that PCGS used back when they graded coins with actual standards instead of hope and participation trophies.

NGC folks, stay calm — you can look too, I promise it won’t bite.

(Actually it might. It’s a Rattler.)

If you want a Morgan that screams “I have taste, discipline, and probably too much money tied up in silver,” then congratulations — your search is over.

💰 Price: $120 + shipping