1898 $1 Morgan Dollar PCGS MS64

Behold! The 1898 Morgan Dollar – the Chuck Norris of coins. Struck in pure freedom (and also silver), this majestic hunk of metal looks like Lady Liberty just got her hair did and is ready to slap some eagles into shape.

Rated MS64 by PCGS, which means it's almost perfect, but not quite—kind of like trying to fold a fitted sheet. There might be a microscopic ding on it that only a robot with trust issues could see, but who cares? It's shinier than your future and heavier than your grandma’s meatloaf.

And let's not forget that bald eagle on the back, aggressively flapping like it's auditioning for a patriotic action movie. Because nothing says "America" like a bird, a branch, and a bunch of arrows all at once.

Minted in 1898 – back when people still argued over whether electricity was just angry air.

Buy this coin and you'll feel 47% more important instantly.